Ash the gut buster

Ash (fooling with my coupon file) "Mom, why do you keep your coupons in here?"

Me "So I can find the ones I need when I'm shopping to save money."

Ash "So you can save money?"

Me (folding laundry and half paying attention) "mmm hmm"

Ash "Save money, live better, Walmart!"

Ash "Mommy is this macaroni the cheesiest ever?"

Me "Uh, yeah."

Ash "Good! Cuz I like it cheezy!"

Me "Why are all these toys in the closet?"

Ash "Emma's kids are sleeping in the storage room for the weekend and I'm watching them."

Ash "Mom, did you go shopping without me again?"

Me "No."

Ash "Good. If you go shopping, be sure to bring me!"

Ash "Lightning stuck!"